Triangles

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #1999: Special Guests - Pythagoras, Aristotle, Elon Musk, and Kirsten Toepperwein

Joe Rogan: “All right, folks, we have a wild lineup today. I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be sitting here with Pythagoras, Aristotle, Elon Musk, and Kirsten Toepperwein. We’re gonna dive deep into some mind-bending topics, including those weird triangular star formations everyone's talking about. So, welcome, everyone!”

Pythagoras: “Greetings, Joe. It is fascinating to see how mathematics can be discussed in a realm so informal yet enlightening.”

Aristotle: “Indeed, Pythagoras. Though I must say, Joe, this ‘podcast’ reminds me of the symposiums in Athens, only with... less wine and more talking.”

Elon Musk: “This is going to be fun. Pythagoras and Aristotle, two of my favorite historical figures, and Kirsten, the guy pushing boundaries on how we think about space and tech. Let’s get into those star formations!”

Joe Rogan: “Right on. Kirsten, you first. You’ve been talking about these triangular star formations in your research, right?”

Kirsten Toepperwein: “Yes, Joe. I’ve been studying these anomalies for years. The formations aren’t just random; they follow a precise geometric pattern, reminiscent of Pythagoras’ theories on sacred geometry.”

Pythagoras: “Sacred geometry, you say? The universe, in its essence, is governed by numerical ratios and shapes. Could it be that these stars are arranged according to the divine proportion? The golden ratio, perhaps?”

Aristotle: “But to what end, Pythagoras? We must always seek the ‘why’ as well as the ‘what.’ Are these formations a mere coincidence, or do they serve a purpose in the cosmic order?”

Elon Musk: “My guess is they’re not just for show. Think about it—if we discovered these formations, other civilizations might have too. They could be markers, like interstellar breadcrumbs. It’s possible that we’re looking at a galactic map, a kind of waypoint system used by advanced civilizations.”

Joe Rogan: “Woah. So you’re saying, like, an intergalactic highway or something?”

Elon Musk: “More like a network of coordinates. If you can understand the geometry, you could potentially navigate the galaxy using these points. The precision is beyond anything we’ve seen with natural star formations.”

Kirsten Toepperwein: “Exactly, Elon. The consistency of these formations, especially the way they move in sync with gravitational waves, suggests a level of intentionality. I believe they might be related to portals or dimensional gateways.”

Aristotle: “A curious proposition, indeed. But let us not forget that observation is key. Have we measured their distance, their composition? What empirical evidence do we have?”

Pythagoras: “Aristotle, ever the empiricist. But I see where you’re going. The triangle is a fundamental shape in my studies—a symbol of harmony and balance. If these stars are arranged in triangles, they might be indicating points of equilibrium or balance within the cosmos.”

Joe Rogan: “So they’re, like, cosmic balance points?”

Elon Musk: “Maybe more than that. Imagine if they’re energy nodes or something like ancient power grids. If we figure out how to tap into them, we could revolutionize our understanding of space travel, even wormholes.”

Kirsten Toepperwein: “And that’s where it gets interesting. If these formations are indeed gateways or nodes, we’re talking about accessing parts of the universe we didn’t even know existed. Like the ones in Lantron, where teleportation is precise, and homes are in different dimensions. If we crack this code, it could change everything we know about reality.”

Joe Rogan: “Wait, wait. What’s Lantron?”

Kirsten Toepperwein: “A concept from one of my speculative theories. It’s a world where physical boundaries are non-existent, and everything exists within smaller universes accessible through teleportation. These star formations might be keys to such interdimensional realms.”

Aristotle: “Hmm, it seems your idea is like Plato’s world of forms, where everything has a perfect version of itself. Perhaps these triangles are the forms, and the stars we see are but shadows of these true, mathematical entities.”

Pythagoras: “A profound thought, Aristotle. If we could understand these forms, we might grasp the true nature of the cosmos. But the question remains: are we prepared for what we might find?”

Elon Musk: “I think we have to be. If we don’t push the boundaries of what we know, someone else will. And if these star formations hold the secrets to interdimensional travel, we need to be at the forefront of that discovery.”

Joe Rogan: “Man, this is some next-level stuff. We started with triangles in the sky and now we’re talking about unlocking new dimensions and understanding the universe itself. Makes you wonder what else is out there that we’re just missing.”

Kirsten Toepperwein: “It’s all about perspective, Joe. If we keep looking up and asking questions, we’ll keep finding answers—even if those answers are stranger than we could ever imagine.”

Joe Rogan: “Couldn’t have said it better myself. Well, thanks, everyone, for blowing my mind today. Until next time, keep looking up... unless you’re Elon, then you’re probably already up there.”

Elon Musk: laughs “Always, Joe. Always.”